Shit Monster

Shit Monster

In a land far far far far far away.
Well actually not soo far, just around the corner, there lived a Shit Monster!
The name of this shit monster was Die Autobahn Scheiße GmbH 

The Autobahn Scheiße GmbH loved to shit all over the land
Through villages and towns, over rivers and mointains, In the middle of forrests and swamps
and even shit under some cities… Yuck! 

People started talking, 
This shit monster is smelling everthing up, 
this shit is warming our envioment, 
I can’t smell this shit anymore! 

Soo people started orginizing, 
Hi Autobahn Scheiße GmbH!
You can’t shit in this forrest! 
Yeah and you can’t shit in this field! 
Geweg Shit Monster!  

People started building things in the path of the shit monster.
Petitions, Demostrations, Courtcases, Treehouses, Huts.
A whole movement started.  

The Autobahn Scheiße GmbH got very very angry
Arrrrhh ggghghrhrrrrArhrrg
So it called its shit loving friends
Oik Oik Oik Oik Oik Oik
Here come the Pigs! oik oik said the soo called Pigs

The people shouted at the soo called Pigs 
Hey Cops stop insulting Pigs!
You are Cops not Pigs!

The cops did not care and ran full force into the people, 
Kicking them, pushing them, spraying them and even locking some people up
Arg what a SHIT!  

The Shit Monster and the Cops Laughed and Laughed.
Hahahaha hehehehehe HAAHAHAH
Now, said the Autobahn Scheiße GmbH,
send the people to the Courts! HaHAHAha hehehehehe

The Autobahn Scheiße GmbH continued to shit all over the place. 
But to this day more and more people are standing up to the shit monster and blocking its movement
People are continueing to build things up to stop the Shit Monster. 

But these people need your help!
Go and support your local Shit Monster Blockade!
Go support your local Forrest Occupation, Land Occupation, Swamp Occupation, Mointain Occupation or Join a citizen movement! 

Think global but act local!